ucsc

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An area where trees are the only things you will see more than white people.

is that ucsc over there?

Author: smith t. lee http://ucsc.urbanup.com/1291868

2. (UCSC) (171↑, 52↓)

Wow. Needless to say, I think it's the only campus in North America where "History of Conciousness" is an accepted major. Also, if you go to UCSC, and haven't done First Rain at least once, you're just faking the funk. Also, the best college book ever, "Don't Tell the Parents" was written by the proctor of my old dorm, and is highly suggested reading to all interested in the campus.

UCSC: Where the forest animals are protected more than the students.

Author: Epoch http://ucsc.urbanup.com/1355463

3. (UCSC) (151↑, 65↓)

University of California at Santa Cruz A beautiful campus where people are generally great, you get around on public transportation or biking, you learn to think for yourself b/c some of the professors are completely off their rocker, and you work hard not to get pegged as "bleeding-heart liberal," "wigger," "AzN," "token angry black person," "fascist conservative," "that immigrant kid that can't speak English," or "rich emo kid."

UCSC has the coolest mascot ever - GO SLUGS\!

Author: Ninjarina http://ucsc.urbanup.com/1416275

4. (UCSC) (168↑, 85↓)

people don't just walk around naked here. Deer walk around naked too. this is also a good place to get brainwashed from the FAR left, walk around in the woods, learn to like the way pot smells, learn to take public transportation,evaluate everything, and most improtantly learn how to live compleatly seperated from anything you might need or want, like a best buy or an In and Out.

ted is doing really great at UCSC his perfomance in "how to be part of the world:injustice and america" was evaluated as "moderatly successful".

Author: sherrice http://ucsc.urbanup.com/1137862

5. (ucsc) (110↑, 41↓)

-A breathtakingly beautiful campus, home of the [Banana Slugs]. -School some of the best programs in the country like astronomy and psychology. Great tennis and swim teams without a hyper inflated sports budget. Offers courses called History of The Beatles, and History of Bob Dylan. -Not comprised entirely of hipsters, hippies, and stoners. Whatever stereotype you are identified as/identify with is most likely represented also.

Angry Local: [Brah]\! You can't surf here, uck-suck kid\! UCSC Student: Dude, we represent, like, 25% of the SC economy, so piss off and get a job\!

Author: UCSC alumnus http://ucsc.urbanup.com/2597603

6. (UCSC) (60↑, 21↓)

University of Collegians Smoking Chronic

1. 1156 [High] Street 2. "How do you like UCSC?" "I don't remember." 3. Even the weirdo Merrill kids smoke herb

Author: Dickman831 http://ucsc.urbanup.com/2299384

7. (UCSC) (42↑, 25↓)

University of California Smokes Cannibis University of Controlled Substances on Campus University of California, Second Choice Also known as University of California, Santa Cruz We have more hippies than Berkeley. Our mascot is a slimy yellow hermophrodidic mollusk. Our athletics are all division 3 and we have no football team. If you say that marijuana should remain illegal, we might stage a protest against you in Porter meadow but we'll probably be too high to notice that you said anything. We're one of the least prestigious UCs. We're awesome.

Person 1: I'm going to UCSC this fall. Person 2: I've heard its really weird there. Person 1: Yeah but we have the best mascot.

Author: proudslug http://ucsc.urbanup.com/4065628

8. (UCSC) (104↑, 89↓)

University of California, Santa Cruz

the kids went to college at UCSC

Author: mack daddy http://ucsc.urbanup.com/138255

9. (UCSC) (36↑, 24↓)

University of Constantly Smoking Chronic. Everyone here blazes, if they say otherwise, they're lying.

Porter Field \@ UCSC on 4-20

Author: MDMI http://ucsc.urbanup.com/3347533

10. (UCSC) (36↑, 32↓)

Common misconception is that it stands for University of California Santa Cruz, however, it really is the United California Stoners Commune. 99% of the student body will fail a drug test at any given time. The campus reeks of weed. Everyone openly talks about smoking pot. Acid and mushrooms are also "acceptable" things to have loud conversations about in public.

The following took place at Harvey Beach in UCSC: Crown tripper 1: "dude what did u get?" Crown tripper 2: "i'd never heard of these drops, i've always got tabs but the guy was out" crown tripper 1:"weak, did u get anything?" crown tripper 2:*holds up ziploc bag* "these are gum drops laced with acid" See also April 20th at porter field.

Author: MDMI http://ucsc.urbanup.com/3760477

11. (UCSC) (3↑, 1↓)

A place where liberalism can spread like no other. If you aren't super far to the left, you could possibly be labeled as a racist, misogynistic, sexist, homophobic, prejudice, ass hole. The ironic part is, they are the ones that are judgmental. For the most part however, the education is good and so are the professors. Learn to like weed if you choose to go here, it's very common.

Moderately Conservative Student: Although I respect and acknowledge the fundamental rights of people and their liberties, I'm not sure about my stance on gay marriage. UCSC Professor: You can take that unintelligent, prejudge statement and fuck yourself you judgmental piece of shit prick.

Author: dj raymond http://ucsc.urbanup.com/6138635

12. (UCSC) (14↑, 19↓)

University of California, Second Choice

I didn't get into any UC's except for UCSC

Author: Cheah57 http://ucsc.urbanup.com/5052936

13. (UCSC) (18↑, 37↓)

Where the animal mascot is the (fighting) Banana Slug, the vegetable mascot is 'Shrooms, and the mineral mascot has to be my old "Fraternity" Hall in Parkman - \<i\>Lamda Sigma Delta. \</i\> (Cowell '81)

I was tripping through the UCSC woods below Kresge and came across a humongous 'Nana Slug doing itself - they're hermaphroditic you know and their organ is as long as the creature.

Author: DirtCrashr http://ucsc.urbanup.com/2667027

14. (UCSC) (129↑, 160↓)

University of California, Second Choice

I wanted to go to UCSB but I was only accepted at UCSC.

Author: T-Jizzy http://ucsc.urbanup.com/1230528

15. (UCSC) (142↑, 176↓)

"if you're not gay by your senior year, you won't get a diploma"

Author: hmmmm http://ucsc.urbanup.com/271207

16. (ucsc) (64↑, 149↓)

A hellhole posing as a university. Unless you're already broke, it takes shitloads of your/your parent's money and gives you shit in return. Useless protests often drown out the professors, who would prefer to talk about their last vacation rather than the appropriate subject anyway. The only way to make friends is to smoke pot and have the same five minutes of discussion (dude, where u from? o no weyy\! i'm from this place 300 miles from ther\!\!) over and over and fucking over, or to go on protests discouraging the use of shampoo and/or conditioner. The stink of B.O. and pot is commonly accepted and follows 95% of the students around campus, to classes, the dining hall, etc. Anyone who chooses to clean themselves and flush their piss and shit down down the throne is chastised for being "privileged". The dining hall is filthy as a rat's ass, and dishes are rarely washed. But not to worry; vegan options are always available in excess\! Every female on campus has taken several severe beatings with the ugly stick, it's no wonder the males have a reputation for being gay. If you are considering going here, I highly discourage it, unless you find my description tantalizing. I went in with an open mind and have regretted it every single day.

On June 12, 2009, I will never have to see the hell known as UCSC again in my life.

Author: Tortured Man http://ucsc.urbanup.com/3589470

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Last updated: 2012.03.01